WWII Recipe

1 pound of failure of the treaty of Versailles
7 gallons of hatred
10 tablespoons of fascism and military
5 cups of Hitler
2 tablespoons of regret and appeasement
3 teaspoons of the failure of the league of nations
1 cup of treaties
3 quarts of backstabbing
4 tablespoons of ignorance
1 big heap of lust for power
Bake for 6 years and you've got your World War

Bowl 1.
First put the failure of the treaty of Versailles into a mixing bowl and let it thaw from its chunk of ice for five minuets. When you come back there will be seven cups of hatred in the bowl, mix thoroughly. Then sprinkle the five cups of Hitler evenly, as if you were putting the last sprinkles on a cake, and watch the reaction. Wait until the whole bowl has turned into the color of the Hitler then add the fascism and military as quick as a cheetah runs. Add half the treaties into this bowl and then add the backstabbing 5 minuets later. Lastly put int the lust quickly and let it sit for a while about five minuets then mix with second bowl.

Bowl 2.
In another bowl put in the regret and appeasement of the western nations and then add the failure of the league of nations without a second thought.Add the last half of the treaties into this bowl. Mix in the ignorance, like two paints combined to create a new color, and let it sit till you are ready with first bowl.

Final instructions:
Mix both bowls together and then place in a mixer and mix for 10 minuets or until the mixture starts to harden like a rock and then quickly place it in a cake tin and bake for six years. By the end the six years the cake will be done and finished.